I’m gonna be honest: I literally just remembered that I haven’t written a post yet today, and I just turned my laptop off, and I don’t want to turn it back on and pull everything up, etc. That’d be a whole thing. So I’m writing this on my phone. All of which is to say: this is going to be a short one.
All I really want to say is this: most people have bad opinions about pizza.
Here’s the truth: pizza is fucking good. Alright? That’s it. That’s all there is to it. And yet there are so many divides in the pizza community! People rail against deep dish or thin crust or whatever. “I want a real Chicago slice!” “New York style pizza is where it’s at!”
Who cares? It’s all pizza, man.
It’s crust, it’s sauce, it’s cheese. Get some toppings, what more could you want? It’s all good!
Oh, and toppings—people complain that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Why the fuck not? It’s sweet and delicious! Ham and pineapple is where it’s at. What, you’ve never juxtaposed sweet and salty flavors before? Then you aren’t fucking living! I mean, god, your pizza sauce os probably sweet already anyway!
I’m not saying you’re not allowed to have preferences. Of course you are. If you don’t like pineapple, that’s fine. If you prefer deep dish, cool. But other pizzas aren’t wrong just because your worldview is limited and foolish.
Just… eat pizza. Any pizza. You’re not going to be disappointed.
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